Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here, Since most of you will be heading back to school in the next 7-14 days I thought I’d take a few moments to teach you all…. ATTENTION BOYS AND GIRLS… Are you an outsider or do you think you stand out from the crowd? Perhaps you just could care less what people think about you and are sick of stuck up...

Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here, Today I wanted to take a moment and introduce you to some of the  main Staff here in Hell, you can also read in more detail by clicking on HELL’S AUTHORS on the top of the page! At any rate, from the photo, you have: Lucifer Jones, Azrael, Bezzlebub and now without further ado, lets meet the main staff of...

Greetings my fellow minions,Lucifer Jones here. I wanted… no I NEEDED to take a lil break from “The Devil’s History” cause truth be told it really brings back a lot of bad memories for me, and well, I’ll get back to the history at a later date. Today however, I want to take some time and look back 40 years today to one of my GREATEST...

Greetings My Fellow Minions, Lucifer Jones here, picking up where I left off yesterday with the TRUE story of my history… to recap the story: I beat God in the first “Deity Poker Tourney” he cast me out of “heaven” and banished me to Hell and Earth, he showed up and posed a “game” Whichever one of us could gain the most...

Greetings My Fellow Minions, Lucifer Jones here, picking up where I left off yesterday with the TRUE story of my history… just to recap I beat God in the first “Deity Poker Tourney” that lasted 6 months, 6 days, and 6 hours, he pitched the biggest hissyfit ever (at that time) and decided that he would cast me (kick me) out of “heaven”...

Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here. Thanks to the TONS (and I do mean TONS) of emails and Tweets I’ve gotten over the past few months I figured I should just go ahead and tell my side of the story as it were. See, since the dawn of religious texts, I’ve been made out to be the bad-guy, the evil one, the reason for ALL the bad in the world,...